Happy Popotoes Cafe

Elemental - Carbuncle - Goblet - Ward 14 Plot 20

Welcome to Happy Popotoes Cafe, a place to relax and enjoy our carefully curated popoto dishes and drinks. Lalafells are very welcome!

Please tag us at @DemDemFF on Twitter for any posts!

Menu

Drinks
Coffee: 3,000 gilBean soup for the weary. IV drips available upon request.
Tea: 3,000 gilBoiled leaf juice. Enjoy.
Happy Juice: 40,000 gilDistilled from the essence of happy popotoes. Are they still happy? Philosophical questions are better answered after drinking some alcohol, found below.

Alcohol
Beer: 5,000 gilWhen you go to a bar and ask for "a beer", this is what you get.
Wine: 5,000 gilBoxed wine, made with the finest boxed grapes from Sharlayan.
Bloody Mary: 5,000 gilThe taste of iron in this drink is due to the fermentation process. Really.

Food
Chilled Popoto Soup: 8,000 gil2 popotoes were harmed in the making of this rich, creamy soup.
Popoto Salad: 8,000 gilA refreshing, meaty popoto salad. A staple in any culture.
Peppered Popotoes: 8,000 gilFor the discerning popoto connoisseur, popotoes served medium rare with just salt and pepper.
Sausage: 8,000 gilRule number 1 of popoto preparation: No part of a popoto shall go to waste. Decadently delicious.

About Us

Demori Corinthas, after getting her housing sniped by 3 Lalafells, became an avid popoto lover and has decided to transform her love into delicious popoto meals to be enjoyed by all. Happy Popotoes Cafe is born from her heartfelt desire to spread the love to the rest of Eorzea, in the hopes that everyone will embrace the art of popoto preparation and consumption.

Note: there are no secret kitchens in this cafe, all food is prepared via the magical means of... magic. Please do not enter the kitchen. Which doesn't exist.

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